📜 Terms of Service

Last updated: March 2025

Welcome to DualPony! By using this site, you agree to the following reasonable (and slightly silly) rules:

1. Content

Our posts are opinions, jokes, and memes about tech. Don’t treat them as professional advice (unless it’s about not using tabs vs spaces wars — then we’re 100% serious).

2. Fair Use

Share our content freely, but please credit us. Don’t steal our ponies.

3. Liability

If our hot takes cause you to uninstall your favorite editor or rage-quit Twitter, that’s on you. Use the site at your own risk (and sense of humor).

4. Changes

We may update these Terms whenever we feel like it (probably while caffeinated). If it’s a big change, we’ll let you know.